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CCG: IS EVERYONE ACTUALLY FUCKING READY FOR THIS EVENING OF DEBAUCHERY.
CCG: JADE'S BEEN BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS SHIT FOR WEEKS, AS IF I'M GOING TO BE THERE AS ANYTHING MORE THAN A GLORIFIED CATERER.
CCG: WITNESSING MY EX FUCK FRIENDS AND STRANGERS ALIKE.
CCG: I DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS OR TROLLS COULD EVEN GET IN SOME OF THOSE POSITIONS.
CCG: WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ANYWAY?
CCG: ARE THEY TOO BUSY TOUCHING THEMSELVES TO THE THOUGHT OF WHAT JADE WILL DO TO THEM.
CCG: BECAUSE IF SO, THEY NEED TO STOP FUCKING THEMSELVES AND FUCKING GET IN THIS MEMO, OR ELSE THERE WON'T BE ANY FOOD AT THIS ORGY.
CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: do you really think people are touching themselves this early
CTG: or are they on some sort of odd chastity situation
CTG: no fucking themselves or others unless its at one of jade harleys orgies
CTG: they cant come unless its while listening to my sick beats
CTG: does jade thrust to the beat
CTG: put her thralls in heat
CTG: use her meat on the sheets til they both come to comple-
CTG: tion
CCG: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR ONE OF YOUR RAPS, ESPECIALLY ONE ABOUT JADE FUCKING ALL OF OUR FRIENDS.
CTG: dont come then youll get shunned
CTG: get knocked up just for fun
CTG: breeding kink yeah i got one
CTG: come in my ass until i get pregnant
CTG: come in and be persistant
CTG: insistant
CCG: DAVE!
CTG: until we both come and i remember i dont want kids
CTG: fuck i lost my rhythm
CTG: and i dont understand why she wanted kids with us karkat
CTG: those kids would be such freaks
CTG: raised by three people who have no business raisng kids
CTG: especially you and me
CTG: jade maybe could figure out the whole solo parent with lots of friend auncles thing
CTG: what is this memo about anyway
CTG: asking if people are ready to come and get fucked by jade
CTG: as if the answer isnt always yes
CTG: our friends are freaks karkat
CCG: OUR FRIENDS MAY BE FREAKS, BUT THEY ARE FREAKS WHO AREN'T FUCKING RESPONDING TO THIS MEMO.
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: I was enjoying the show. Dave, do you reaaaaaaaally have a 8reeding kink?
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: Y34H D4V3
CGC: DO YOU R34LLY?
CGC: ≻;]
CTG: not when it comes to the heckling duo
CTG: dont want a kid with both your statler and waldorf bullshit and my rambling
CTG: if a kardave baby would be a freak
CTG: a vrisdaverezi baby would be queen of the freaks
CGC: TH4TD B3 4 FUN D4Y. YOU 1N TH3 M1DDL3, K4RK4T W4TCH1NG
CGC: M4YB3 PL4Y W1TH YOUR M1ND 4 B1T
CGC: WH4T DO YOU TH1NK VR1SK4
CAG: That could 8e fun. Do you think Dave would 8rat for us?
CGC: H3 B3TT3R.
CGC: 1T'S SO MUCH MOR3 FUN WH3N TH3Y STRUGGL3
CCG: IT'D BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I WATCH THE TWO OF YOU FUCK MY "BOIFRIEND." HE CAN DO IT WITHOUT ME FOR ALL I CARE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR BULDGES ANYWHERE NEAR ME AGAIN, AND I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM INSIDE DAVE.
CTG: not even to keep me safe from the murder twins
CTG: what a boyfriend
CCG: EVEN I KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW THE ONLY REASON I'D EVER HAVE THE NEED TO RESCUE YOU FROM THEM IS AS PART OF SOME ASININE ROLEPLAY SCENARIO.
CTG: i may be a badass but i dont know if i could beat vriska or terezi in a fight
CGC: Y34H K4RK4T. W3 COULD DO WH4T3V3R W3 W4NT TO H1M
CGC: H3D LOOK SO PR3TTY ON H1S KN33S
CGC: MY BULDG3 DOWN H1S THRO4T
CGC: OUR CLOTH3S SO4K3D 1N H1S BLOOD 4S H3 BL33DS OUT
CTG: see karkat
CTG: shes a madwoman wants to make me fellate her alien cock while i bleed to death
CTG: its not like id actually die i doubt death by blowjob is heroic or just
TG: but its the principle of the thing
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Is This Actually About Jades Sex Party Or Is This About How Much Of A Bottom Dave Is Because I Did Not See Anything About The Party When I Opened This Memo
CGA: Though I Would Be Willing To Talk Shop About Topping Dave As I Do Have Plenty Of Experience Topping Him With Rose
CCG banned CGA from responding to memo.
CCG: AS MUCH AS I ENJOY HEARING ABOUT MY BOIFRIEND'S SEXVENTURES WITH THE REST OF OUR FRIENDS, THIS ISN'T ABOUT HIM, IT'S ABOUT JADE'S SEX PARTY.
CCG: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT HOW TEREZI WOULD FORCE HER BULDGE DOWN HIS THROAT.
CCG: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW VRISKA WOULD PLAY WITH HIS MIND.
CCG: AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT FUCKING WANT TO HEAR KANAYA GIVE ADVICE ON HOW TO TOP HIM!
CCG: TAKE THIS BULLSHIT TO PRIVATE CHATS, AND STOP DOING IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
CURRENT fluorescentFeline [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CFF: I don't believe Dave's purronouns are it/its, Karkat. I suppose it might've forgotten to tell me, as it has been a while since we last talked.
CTG: they arent
CTG: though they would be fun to try out so maybe yall can start using it for me today
CTG: see how it all turns out
FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] 122:50 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTG: try she too you wont regret it
CCG banned FTG from responding to memo.
FUTURE turntechGodhead 2 [FTG2] 413:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTG2: you definitely should stop using he though that shit sucks